activity involving mental or physical effort done in order to achieve a purpose or result.
“he was tired after a day’s work in the fields”
Hi. I’m seeing a lot of “You can’t ship that!” across my dash today.So let me start this politely:
Stop that.
I don’t care what orientation or gender is expressed in the canon. Fanfiction and fanart is specifically created as a change from the canon. Given the very nature of human beings, every single creator out there is probably going to have a wildly different vision in their head.
It is not your right to decide their vision for their transformative works are wrong.
It is your right to ignore their vision. The internet comes equipped with back buttons and if you don’’t have Xkit or Tumblr Savior by now, neighbors, it is past time.
“But their gender/orientation is marginalized and reflects me! I am protecting myself!”
No.
You’re being a jerk. Look, I get it. I’m a trans guy and it pisses me off every time I see a male character turned into a female. It’s far too close to home, but you know what I don’t do? Give that person grief about something that gives them a bit of joy. I can hit Block Post with Xkit to literally never see it again! Ever. And if that’s all this person posts? I have a mutual that loves it? I can add the originator’s url to my banned word list with Xkit. Problem solved.
Share a computer and can’t install? Then be mature enough to scroll past or don’t use this site at all. Use mobile? Exit the site until you can be the computer that has protections installed.
And if it truly bothers you and you just can’t let it go? Go out and make content you prefer and enjoy! Channel it into something productive! It’s much, much more satisfying than policing the fun of others. I promise.
Person B knowing they’re undoubtedly about to die within the next few seconds, likely from the gaping wound they’re bleeding out from. Instead of calling for help, they phone Person A and carry on a casual conversation as if nothing is wrong, making sure to mention how much they love them before their time runs out.
Alright, Satan, just calm down for a while, you’ve done your job, you can punch out for the day.
she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character
I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.
“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”
“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”
I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.
I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”
I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.
I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).
I LOVE this headcanon ❤
This is important!
This headcanon is just so perfect I had to draw it
#JessicaRabbitForAsexualIcon
YES
YES
YEEEESSS
I haven’t seen this post in a thousand years and it’s gotten EVEN MORE EXCELLENT.
Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.
That’s excellence.
Let’s not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmother’s last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which just— is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond Dantés, Dumas also based on himself).
(…a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y’all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, “My father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.”
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, “…sorry about the hella racism,” and had Dumas’s ashes reinterred at the Panthéon of Paris, bc if you’re gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumas’s more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering “lost” works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
ALSO IMPORTANT:
SWAG
I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentleman
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians said “is this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlord”
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were like “… no… no, we’ve thought very hard and we’ll have General Dumas actually”
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandre’s rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
The fact that they love to talk about Alexandre Dumas in schools in France but never mention he was black. Why am I learning this here.
If you have never read The Count of Monte Cristo, please please pleaaaase give it a read. It’s extremely good. If you’re not a huge fan of historical novels and haven’t read some, just get the abridged version. It’s a little bit of an easier read for the modern reader.
I’ve just learned the author of my favorite book was black and I’m blown away that I never knew that before.
You’re sitting at a cafe with your friend when suddenly a woman walks in with a toy poodle in her purse. The manager at the counter informs her “I’m sorry, but we do not allow dogs”. She replies with a heavy sigh and a “She’s a service dog. She can come with me”. Not knowing much about service dog law, and worrying about getting sued for asking further questions, he sits this woman down at a booth. There, she promptly unzips her purse and places the dog on the booth seat next to her. When the woman’s food comes out, the little dog begs and she feeds her bits off her plate. This dog is not public access trained, and proceeds to bark at those who walk by. This dog is a nuisance and causes many in the restaurant to complain. The manager cannot do anything but inform the unhappy customers that this is a service dog, so he can’t ask her to leave. In the end, it’s the customers who end up leaving.
Now I walk in with my highly trained service dog pressed against my leg in a perfect heel position, and I’m quickly bombarded by the manager telling me “No dogs! No dogs! We ALL know what happened last time”. Confused, I tell him “This is my medical alert and medical response service dog. Her right to accompany me is protected under federal law.” With a sigh, he seats me at a table far away from others where my dog promptly tucks under my feet, out of sight. When my food arrives my dog is still tucked tightly under the table because she knows she’s not supposed to eat when she’s on duty. She stays there ignoring those who walk past for the remainder of my meal. When we leave, a woman by the door exclaims “Woah, I didn’t know there was a dog here!”
See the difference?
Scenario number two occurs at a local grocery store when a man decides to bring his certified emotional support animal into the store with him. Upon entering he flashes a fancy ID card and certification papers. This dog is not as unruly as the first, but he still forges ahead of his handler, sniffs the food on display, and may seek attention from those who walk past. You find this dog adorable, and when he and his owner walk past you ask to pet him. The owner says yes and explains how all he had to do was go online, register his dog, and a few weeks later they sent him a vest, ID card, and certification papers.
Now I pull into the same grocery store. I’m in a rush to get an ingredient for a dish I’m making so I hurry into the store with my service dog next to me. I’m quickly stopped by a manager who demands to see my service dog’s certification card. Remember, this is NOT required by law, and most real service dog teams don’t have them. After 15 minutes of trying to educate, pulling up the ADA website on my phone, back and forth bickering, and drawing more of a crowd than I want to describe… I’m finally allowed in. I grab my ingredient, stand in line (where my service dog obediently moves between my legs to make space for those around me), and I get bombarded by people asking to pet my dog. I explain that she’s working, she has a very important job to do, and she’s not allowed to be pet while on duty. People walk away grumbling and complaining about how rude I was when other handlers like the man they met earlier allow their dog to be pet.
Moral of the story? Fake service dogs create real problems. The ones who are impacted the most are the true service dog handlers who rely on their dogs every day to help mitigate their disability. How would you feel if everywhere you went, you couldn’t make it 10 feet in the door because people were asking you questions? Imagine how much time that would take out of your already hectic day. Businesses lose customers because word gets out that there are unruly dogs in their store, customers become misinformed and start thinking some of these behaviors are okay, some people even start to believe the lies that anyone can just register their dog online and make him a service dog. The result? MORE fake service dogs. MORE real problems.
This. This makes me so angry. People all the time lie about their dogs in order to not have to pay the pet fee at our hotel, and then their dogs are nuisances. One of our clients is a non-profit service dog training center (they fly vets in from around the country for the several week bonding/class with their new dogs) so our staff are all well trained in the ADA laws and as soon as someone declares a service dog they are given the full permissions that go with it. But people cheat the system, and management doesn’t call out the fake looking ones, on the slight chance that they might be legit, and because we believe it’s more important to protect the people with service dogs than attempt to find the liars (though, if there was a way to call them out I would). The laws are there to protect people who NEED their service dogs, not to be abused to get out of paying our pet fee.
Today I got a reply to a comment saying that the author had been so discouraged by the lack of response on the last two chapters that they had decided not to finish it, but that they had changed their mind and were now thinking of finishing. Just because I took 30 seconds to comment on each chapter.
It doesn’t matter if the fic is years old
It doesn’t matter if you don’t know what to say (“I loved this” is always music to an author’s ears, no matter how many times we hear it)
The author will not think you’re a creeper if you’re commenting on every single one of their fics
The author WILL cuddle your comments close to their hearts like the precious gems that they are, even if they’re only one word.
Comments and feedback matter. I’ve written in fandoms and for pairings that have very active, vocal fans who comment a lot, and I’ve written for ships that are not terribly popular and don’t get much reaction. The difference in my attitude is incredible.
Your feedback matters to authors. Click the kudos button, but please, take the time to leave a comment. Even if it’s just one word. If you like the writing and want to see more, let the author know
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Not just for fanfiction though, for really any type of art. Whether it be a drawing, a YouTube video, or a song, PLEASE LET THE ARTIST KNOW THAT YOU ENJOYED THEIR WORK. You have no idea how far the smallest of compliments can go. I know from personal experience.
Same! No one HAS to comment on my stuff, but please be assured that I LOVE hearing from you. I LOVE following a reader’s journey through a chaptered fic. It can be a smiley face, a keymash, a wall of text! I love it all, and thank you! And I KNOW other writers feel the same.
A co-worker of mine lost her husband yesterday; it was unexpected and sudden. They were a five-children household who relied on two full-time customer service salaries to keep running. Our employee team has been donating money, food, and vacation hours, and I’m trying to raise a bit more. My loans eat up most of what I have so I’ve donated vacation hours but am trying to get more for her.
I’m offering 500 word drabbles for $7 and 1000 for $10, all proceeds to go to her and her family. I’m not taking more than 1000 words for a single prompt right now, I’ve been struggling to write more than that on my own. I can do 1000, though (and if more is written by a wild bunny, no extra for it).
Please message me with any questions! My previously written-for fandoms are Transformers, TMNT, Harry Potter, Criminal Minds (please nothing that will spoil the current and last season is all I ask), Lord of the Rings. I can write for many more fandoms if you’re interested in something else, just ask and I’ll let you know if it’s one of them.
If you’ve read anything I write, you know I tend towards dark with a sprinkle of fluff, but I’m flexible. I don’t have any off-limits areas in my writing, although I do reserve the right to mandate the warnings posted with anything I create.
I have a commissions link on my blog with more information, but it’s more designed towards longer works. This is to hopefully be able to get some funds quickly to my coworker, who is an amazingly sweet, thoughtful, and hard working person.
I will cover all the Paypal fees to make sure that what you pay is what she gets.