You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy
This is called being a cat
look i don’t know exactly what i want to do with this but I NEED TO DO SOMETHING
Rocket gets picked up by the Ravagers AU?
OH MY GOD YES THAT IS GENIUS
what if it was a young Rocket, fresh off of Half World, bristling bombs and bravado and horribly, desperately alone. And now there’s this rag-tag band of outsiders, just as foul-mouthed and vicious as he is, and yeah, he has to drive the point home with a few missing body parts before they stop cooing at him, but they get it. Most of them know exactly what it’s like to be chewed up and barely escape being swallowed by a greedy, uncaring galaxy.
…fuck, now I NEED THIS
So who’s gonna write it? Me or you?
Well damn it had better be one of you because now I might die if this never exists and I do not have the skills for this one XD
honestly tho that scene in the incredibles where mr. incredible sees the names of all the old super heroes that used to be his friends / that he knew from Back in the Day and how every one of them has been killed by syndrome is such a chilling scene for so many reasons
like for one, everyone he knew is dead at this point and has been killed on the same island he’s at now and two, its heartbreaking bc that means that almost every hero wanted to try out being a hero again despite the laws against it and wanted to try and help someone out and relive their glory days, only to be straight up murdered like fuck that scene is just so fuckin intense
I think the core of that scene for me is, when you’re insane like me and you go through it frame by frame, you can work out that Gazerbeam defeated the omnidroid twice – the only super we have enough information to confirm did so. I always wondered about his body in the cave, how and why he got the password… But it makes sense. This thing goes haywire, gets an upgrade, and goes haywire again? He must have been hella suspicious! So he does what any good superhero would do – tries to get to the bottom of what’s really happening on Nomanisan Island. During the process he’s clearly caught and wounded but has just enough time to get himself somewhere he can leave a final message, just praying that the next super to come along will find it and break the cycle.
Gazerbeam is my hero.
Incredibles 2 has a lot to live up to
All of this and…
I’m just realizing that the name is No Man Is An Island???? As in, everyone needs someone to depend on and connect with, no one is ever completely alone or should act all on their own.
Also Gazerbeam probably has X-ray vision–so he not only survived long enough to defeat the Omnidroid, he had the ability to see Syndrome entering the password.
Holy guacamole! I should pay more attention, I don’t think I got any of that stuff!
Additional fun fact: If a woman is “tight,” it almost never correlates to how much sex she’s had. It correlates exclusively to how good the sex she’s having right now.
A woman who is “tight” is actually sexually unaroused; her vagina isn’t relaxed and she is, I goddamn promise you, not at all enjoying whatever might be up in her business at the moment.
I’m also really concerned that………thOse are FISH STEAKS pLEaSe don’t fUcK a FISH
If I had to see this with my own two eyes then you fuckers do too
Hi, I work at a women’s pelvic floor physical therapy clinic and what the fuck do you assholes not know how muscles work?
A woman with multiple sexual partners or a woman who has never had sex can have ANY DEGREE of looseness or tightness at rest, can increase or decrease tightness AT WILL with kegels/muscle control, and can definitely gain or lose muscle tightness/tone with age, injury, or other health issue. A woman who has a problem such as vaginismus will have muscle spasms where she cannot relax or endure penetration. Things like prolapses can also cause problems.
Frankly, any dingbat who has to insistently labor under the misapprehension that women are made of Silly Putty and not, y’know, skin and bone and muscles and such, can 1) never have any sort of affection ever bestowed on them, 2) maybe just die.
this is the worst thing I’ve ever read I thought t was like a phoenix thing not that he DIED FOREVER
tbh this is one of the best things that has ever happened to me…
My dad tried to tell me that Show B was a spinoff of Show A and that there had been a guest appearance to start it all off. Now, I know Show A extremely well and this is not correct and told him so and he insisted and started to search for evidence of his claim.
And then this happened
Dad: Aha! I found it.
Me: No you didn’t.
Dad: Yes I did! Here it is. ‘Dr. Spencer Reid and Leroy Jethro Gibbs, every morning, go to the same cafe!’